Quick Quirky Video About Puzzele.

Allow me to introduce myself:

I can explain!! I was contacted by casting who requested I expeditiously submit an audition video for a new TV show. Consequently, I immediately made the above video in a single take. However, after watching the video and laughing at myself, I felt that rather than bury it, perhaps it could serve as a preposterous and completely unorthodox way to find a new employment opportunity, a new TV challenge, or perhaps even result in a date with a woman! Accordingly, I proudly present my preposterous video and welcome future opportunities regardless if legally related or ludicrous.

 

 

Click here to play "Puzzele Dunk" Video Game online.

It's FREE & FREE is for meeeeeeeeeeee !!

 

Click here to play "Puzzele's Theme SONG" that I created.

 ( Obviously you must turn on the audio -- duh! ) 

 

 

TABLE OF CONTENTS:










 

 

 

PUZZELE has gained media attention around the world

(Via his quirky sense of humor & creativity)

  Africa 

  Asia 

  Australia 

  Belgium 

  Canada 

  China 

  France 

  India 

  Italy 

  Japan 

  Malaysia 

  New Zealand 

  Pakistan 

  Romania 

  Singapore 

  Spain 

  Switzerland

  USA

Local Media Attention Includes:

Rachael Ray TV show (4 times)

Jeff Foxworthy TV show (3 times)

Wendy Williams TV Show

Fox News TV

Hillsborough Beacon (Front Page)

Strictly Somerset (Front Page)

Courier News (Front Page)

Home News (Twice)

USA Today

99.9 KTYD

94.9 Lite FM

101.9 Twister

91.8, 93.3 & 95.6 LAC Radio

Numerous Newspapers, Radio & Television From Around The World

 

Note:  The above reporter has advised me that I am 36.5 inches long! (my news story that is!)

Note:  Special thanks to Sacha, the DJ, in Switzerland.  She even sent me pins, pens, stickers, etc.

 

 

Note:  Special thanks to Mr. Maurizio DiMaggio.  He is the DJ from Italy who personally sent me a live clip from his radio program discussing the www.shedumpedme.net homepage!

 

 

 

The best way to REALLY learn about my book is to listen

to a live radio interview I did.

(After all, if you wanted to do a lot of reading, you wouldn't be interested in this book!)

 

 

[PS:  If you are curious, I cut class in law school to do the radio interview.  Kind of ironic.]

 

You can listen to the radio broadcast on YouTube by clicking below:

If you prefer to read what others have said about the book,

here are a view newspaper articles written about it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


  This website was initially created as a big GOOF but thereafter evolved into a great way to actually meet people. Unfortunately, I just haven't met that 'special someone' -- YET!
     
 

I'm searching for that 'special someone' for a loving relationship. Worst case scenario, perhaps I'll make some new friends along the way and have some laughs.
     
  I do not drink, smoke, use drugs, and can't dance - so bars/clubs are not for me.
     
  I live in Coolidge, Arizona. Somerset County, New Jersey, and work in Middlesex County, New Jersey. 
     
  I am NOT interested in one night stands.
     
  I have never been married. 
     
  I have no kids and I do NOT want kids. Heck, I even created the 100% free childfree dating site: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com
     
  Religion: Jewish & Catholic
    (Mom is Jewish.  Dad is Catholic.  I'm basically an omelet --  I celebrate whatever holiday entitles me to a gift and/or celebration) (he he he)
     
  Height: 5'5", Weight: 170  160
    (I've lost 25 pounds since getting dumped!  I now exercise and eat healthy - Most of the time.) 
     
  Born 1971
     
  100% totally honest
     (When I'm NOT working that is - see occupation directly below.)
     
  Occupation: Lawyer (Admitted in New Jersey, New York, District of Columbia, Arizona, Supreme Court of the United States, Tax Court, Federal Court, etc)
     
  Very driven/goal oriented.
     
  Favorite thing to do: LAUGH. If you can make me laugh, I'm happy - I don't care what we do for fun.  However, I'm always willing to try something new (i.e. I've tried sky diving, bungee jumping, ballooning, rafting, etc.). I am particularly interested in going places and doing things that I've never seen/done before.  I'm basically a big kid (except hairier & only slightly taller). 
     
 

My main goal in life now is:  To travel & ENJOY LIFE!  We are all running out of time.  Don't waste it!! 

     
     



     
  Somebody that does NOT have or want kids - Ever!  Let me make it more clear:  I do NOT want kids.
    (Feel free to create a FREE profile on www.IdoNOTwantKids.com -- the world's only free CHILDFREE dating site)
     
  50/50:  Somebody that does NOT require me to pay for their vacations and/or pay the dinner bill every time.  I'm searching for my equal.  My soulmate.
   

(I've lost track of how many women said they would only date me if I paid for their vacations, etc.  Sorry.  That is not me.) 

Click here for more of my "DO NOT DATE ME IF" info.  Trust me.  You probably won't like it!  I'm just being honest and not wasting your time or mine.
     
  99.99% reliable & trustworthy
    (Somebody that rarely cancels, keeps their word, does/accomplishes what they say they will and NEVER breaks a promise.)
     
  Spontaneity
    (It should not take weeks of preparation to meet for a 15 minute cup of coffee.)
     
  Career/Goal Oriented
     
  100% honest
     
  Religion: Any
     
  Height: Any
    (Ladies, if you are taller than me, which is VERY likely, cool! Unfortunately it seems most women prefer a taller guy.  BUMMER!  I thought 'size doesn't matter?' (he he he)
     
  Non smoker
     
  Age: Any
     
  Sense Of Humor
(If you like this website, you definitely have a sense of humor.) 
     
  The ability to talk about absolutely positively anything/everything without having to wait months to raise an issue
    (i.e. Do you want kids? Do we actually have to date six months before I can use a coupon in front of you? Etc.).
     
     
     
     

 

* LADIES... LET'S MEET FOR A FRIENDLY CUP OF COFFEE *

  I'm always looking to make new friends. 
I even sometimes hand out of this goofy business card.  I'm now scared to approach women.  Why?
Because many women have confided in me that they believe a guy asking for their number constitutes "harassment." 
Hence, I now wait for a woman to approach me.  It's just safer as a guy.


Here is what I propose:  we meet in a public place (i.e.  Starbucks Coffee), simply as friends, and get a cup of coffee together - nothing more.  No pressure.  No date.  No safety concerns.  Afterwards, you can send me an email message IF you want to keep in contact.  At a minimum, we will both learn more in 15 minutes in person than countless email messages/phone calls. 

But be warned: I use COUPONS which apparently is like kryptonite to most women -- many of whom believe I'm Satan because of it.  I kid you not.  Consequently, I even made a video game called "Coupons Are Kryptonite."  Check it out!

I know my approach is a bit unorthodox/unromantic, but at least it works! Heck, the vast majority of people on the Internet spend a ridiculous amount of time emailing/chatting/calling wherein I discovered most people never actually meet afterwards anyway. You would be amazed at how many responses I get wherein women allegedly desire to have sex with me immediately, but when I suggest we simply meet for a friendly cup of coffee in a public place instead, they say they don't know me well enough yet. Wow! That must be some strong coffee! ;)

I skip all of that baloney and simply meet for a friendly cup of coffee.  If you are interested, send me an email. 
PS:  BEFORE you meet me, I STRONGLY suggest you first watch this goofy animation I made: 

Why?  Well.. I find it funny, educational and topical.  However, many do not. 
For example, a television producer got soooooo pissed at me after watching the video, she literally ended production, left and never returned. 
They had to send a different television producer instead.  I kid you not!


 

 

 

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