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Why the heck should I pay you $200 just to set me up on a
single date and $100 to set me up on any subsequent dates with other people?
Why don't I just go to one of the many online dating sites and pay a monthly
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My clients are interested in quality, NOT quantity. I
personally meet with every single one of my clients and ascertain in
tremendous, personal detail, what exactly they are searching for.
Issues such as their desire for children, how frequently a guy pays on dates
and/or their preferences for sex are discussed since money, sex and children
seem to be the three biggest causes of divorce. I find out what a
person is really like, and what they really want, perhaps unlike any
other matchmaking service on the planet. Furthermore, I do a Statewide
Felony, Misdemeanor and Criminal Traffic Conviction search from 1980 to the
present on all of my clients. Legal Disclaimer: The Public
Records and commercially available data sources utilized to perform the
Statewide Felony, Misdemeanor and Criminal Traffic Conviction background
check might have errors. Data is sometimes entered poorly, processed
incorrectly and is unfortunately not always free from defect. Accordingly,
information might not be definitively accurate. Before relying on any data,
it should be independently verified.
Furthermore, I do all of the work of setting up and arranging a date at
the Starbucks Coffee located nearest to the female. You will not have
to endure the never ending phone calls/emails, stress, anxiety and
competitive nature in trying to set up a first date. I do all of that
for you. Also, neither party will exchange information at the end of
the date. Instead, both parties will contact me and disclose whether I
am authorized to release the contact information of each party. This avoids
the uncomfortable situation at the end of the date of whether you want to
see the other person again.
Perhaps most importantly, the majority of ads on personal dating sites
consist nothing more than porn site ads, players and/or insistence that they
spend weeks via email/phone prior to actually meeting for coffee in a
totally public place. I personally have had over
eighteen thousand (18,000) communications online and have definitely
confirmed this to be true. Likewise, even if you do actually find
somebody online that is legitimate, the problem is most people want to spend
a great deal of time communicating via email and phone calls prior to
meeting via safety concerns, etc. This isn't productive because I have
had hundreds of promising communications with people, but once I eventually
did meet them in person, they were far different from what I had anticipated
thereby wasting days or weeks of time unnecessarily.
Lastly, even assuming you have successfully survived all of the above
dating issues, even when you do meet them, most times you still
cannot find out what they are 'really' like. For example, I have lost
track of how many women told me they thought it was too personal to discuss
whether they wanted children, or how many, or by when, on the first date.
But why? Why the heck should I waste their time, or mine, if they want
children and I don't? Certainly the same holds true for a number of more
personal issues that I discuss with my clients. |
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I want you to find my match, but before I meet
them, I absolutely require that I talk to them on the phone and/or email. |
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No! No! No! I have already
personally met with them, I have already performed a Statewide Felony,
Misdemeanor and Criminal Traffic Conviction search from 1980 to the present
on all of my clients, they have already paid $200 to actually meet somebody
seriously looking for a relationship, and I have already scheduled the
meeting place (i.e. Starbucks Coffee nearest to the female) in a totally
public place. Talking on the phone or communicating via email is far
different from actually meeting the person. So why waste time?
Hence, if you require to speak to the person on the phone or via email prior
to meeting them, then do NOT become a client. To be viciously honest,
you are the exact type of person I do not want as a client. Use one of
the online dating services instead. You will fit in there perfectly.
Legal Disclaimer: The Public Records and commercially
available data sources utilized to perform the Statewide Felony, Misdemeanor
and Criminal Traffic Conviction background check might have errors. Data is
sometimes entered poorly, processed incorrectly and is unfortunately not
always free from defect. Accordingly, information might not be definitively
accurate. Before relying on any data, it should be independently verified.
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I want you to find my match, and I am willing
to meet them, but I don't drink coffee. I'd much prefer to meet for
drinks or for dinner. |
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No! No! No! I don't drink
coffee either. Ever! Nonetheless, I have met over 500+ people at
Starbucks Coffee. If you don't drink coffee, no problem. Order
something else. They have tea, or juice, etc. The point is not
where you go, but who you are with. Hence, if you cannot endure sitting for
a friendly cup of coffee, or tea, or juice prior to meeting, then do NOT
become a client. To be viciously honest, you are the exact type of
person I do not want as a client. Use one of the online dating
services instead. You will fit in there perfectly. |
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I checked with other matchmaking services and
they are charging from $1,000 and up. You are charging a small
fraction of the cost. I guess you get what you pay for, right? |
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Bull! Just because I voluntarily
choose to have a far lower price, that does not impact the quality.
Indeed, those other guys likely aren't going to ask the personal and probing
questions I do to 'really' find what you are looking for, do
a Statewide
Felony, Misdemeanor and Criminal Traffic Conviction search, nor set up the date/time/location of the date. I never have
agreed with that philosophy of quality being based on price. Does that
mean volunteer work is inferior? Even though I'm a Jewish lawyer,
believe it or not, I'm not always motivated by money. Lets just say
I'm keeping a promise. But heck, if
you prefer, feel free to voluntarily pay me more money. I certainly
won't object. |
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What States do you offer your matchmaking services in? |
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I only try and make matches in the New Jersey area.
Why? Because I personally meet each and every one of my clients.
I want to know what they are 'really' looking for wherein I ask very
personal and probing questions. Hence, unless people are willing to
schlep to New Jersey to meet with me, I will be unable to assist. |
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How long will it take for you to find my match? |
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Good question. Unfortunately, I don't have a good
answer. Unlike most other dating services that will frequently say,
"No problem. I have somebody in mind right now," wherein they
evidently just send you out on a date with anybody they currently have as a
member, my approach is far different. Indeed, those other guys
generally charge several thousand dollars, require payment upfront and once
they got your money, they have nothing to lose. I, however, only
charge a fraction of that.
Thus, I know I only get one shot at trying to impress you. I
realize that if I simply send you out on a date with somebody that doesn't
fit your criteria, I will never see you again. Hence, its in my best
interest to carefully try and match you. And if I don't have somebody
that fits your criteria, I simply won't send you out on a date right away.
Instead, I will wait until I find your match. |
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If you are such an expert on matchmaking, have been in the newspapers, and radio, and television, and received worldwide media
attention in over a dozen countries, why haven't you ever been married? |
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First of all, anybody can get married. The problem is waiting to get married until you find the right person.
Second of all, out of all the women I met, very few were
a good match for me. For example:
a. I do not want to date somebody that has or wants children. (This eliminates about 99% of the female population). [1% remaining]
b. The vast majority of women hate to date shorter guys (I’m 5’5”). (This eliminates about 75% of the female population). [.0025% remaining]
c. I believe that dating is a preface to marriage wherein both parties contribute, not only emotionally, but financially. Hence, if you aren’t going to pick up the tab sometimes, or refuse to go on vacation unless I pay, I ain’t the guy for you. (This eliminates about 75% of the female population). [.000625% remaining]
And the list goes on and on. Hence, statistically speaking, I basically have a better chance of wining the lottery and getting hit by lightning simultaneously, then I do of finding my match!
And that is why I decided to open my own unique matchmaking service.
Nobody is matchmaking utilizing these sensitive issues. Instead, they
simply send you out on dates with whomever they currently have as clients
regardless of who you are or what you are searching for.
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Will you find the love of my life on your first try? |
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I would love to. Indeed, if
I found the love of your life on the very first try, I know you would undoubtedly
tell every family, friend and perhaps even enemy, of my tremendous
matchmaking skills. True, it is my sincere intent to try and find your
match on the first shot. However, statistically speaking, I may not
get it perfect on the first shot. Its improbable that anybody
can. Nonetheless, after you utilize
my services for $200 (which includes a private meeting in my home office and
criminal background check), you will hopefully conclude that although it might not
have been an absolutely
perfect match, I did indeed succeed in finding you somebody that possessed
many of the qualities you were searching for. Hopefully, if that is the case, you'll allow me another
opportunity to try again. If so, I will only charge you $100 the next
time or any time thereafter since another meeting in my office is
unnecessary nor does another criminal background check have to be performed. |
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What kind of lawyer are you and where are you admitted to
practice law? |
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I handle a variety of different types of legal matters
including, but not necessarily limited to, divorce, traffic tickets, debt
collection, real estate, contract disputes, etc. I am admitted to
practice law in the following areas/jurisdictions:
Supreme Court of New Jersey, 1997
United States District Court of New Jersey, 1998
District Of Columbia Court Of Appeals, 1999
United States Tax Court, 2000
United States Court Of Appeals, 2000
Supreme Court Of The United States Of America, 2001
United States District Court, NY Southern District, 2005
United States District Court, NY Eastern District, 2005
United States Court Of Appeals, Third District, 2005
Supreme Court Of New York, Appellate Division, 2005 |
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I heard you created
a corny dating video game to perhaps promote this site. Where can I
get this video game and doesn't it show you aren't serious about
matchmaking? |
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Yes and No: Yes, I did create a corny video
game. It is 100% free and has absolutely no installation requirements
or spyware. It can be downloaded/run by clicking on the
chalkboard:

No, it doesn't show I am not serious. It instead shows
that I am utilizing creative advertising to keep your costs down,
while at the same time, having a sense of humor. |
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