My Future Wife: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com

I AM TRYING TO FIND MY FUTURE WIFE... ARE YOU HER?

Just answer the following 3 questions to find out:

1. Do you like vertically challenged guys?

(I'm 5'5". Most women do not like shorter guys. Bummer for me. I've dated 5'11" women and loved it.)

2. Do you like frugal guys?

(I use my infamous Entertainment Coupon book which is like Kryptonite to most women I meet.)

3. Do you NOT have kids and do NOT want kids?

(I do NOT have/want kids wherein I created the free CHILDFREE / KIDFREE dating site: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com)

If you answered YES to ALL 3 of the above questions, you might be my future wife!!!

PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!!

PS: Relax!! I was merely in the wedding party. I am NOT the groom in this picture!