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To Those That Criticized My Condom Photo/Profile: YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IGNORANT KNUCKLEHEAD
Submitted by www.IdoNOTwantKids.com on 15/Aug/2009
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NOTE: I am Christopher M. Puzzele, Esq. I am the guy that created and runs www.IdoNOTwantKids.com:
Throughout the past year, I have gotten quite a few emails from people saying they would never date me because of my condom/profile picture. I have been further advised repeatedly that I'll never meet that special someone via the utilization of such a preposterous photo with people urging me to change the photo. Ordinarily, I never ever explain to people why I do things. Instead, I much prefer to just have people think whatever they want. I find it far more humorous. But alas, the condom picture is now approaching the one year mark so I'll likely change the photo soon. As such, I figured I'd FINALLY respond to all you ignorant naysayers.
Note: Everything I say is done with a light hearted, sarcastic tone, so RELAX.
First of all, let me explain my logic since so few actually 'got' it (men and women included). I just turned 38 years old in August, 2009. Hence, I am 13,870 days old (365*38). Out of those 13,870 days, I took ONE (1) day and dressed up in a condom to celebrate Halloween wherein I was in the New York Halloween parade (The photo was taken just moments before leaving the law office to participate in the parade). In fact, if you will take a look at the condom photo, you will obviously see the words, "I do NOT want kids .com" on my chest. Hence, not only was I in the parade to celebrate, but I was promoting my 100% free CHILDFREE website: www.IdoNOTwantKids.com wherein thousands of people saw the link/costume and photos even circulated around the planet. In fact, after the parade, I was contacted by various companies/individuals inquiring into who the companies marketing guru was because they thought the concept was "ingenious." I had to explain that there was no company and no marketing guru. Instead, it was just me having some fun and trying to get a date!
Thus, you people are essentially proclaiming that because I dressed up in a COSTUME on HALLOWEEN, which is evidently supposedly such a terrible thing, women would not date me or take me seriously. No offense, but I think you people are NUTS (no pun intended via the condom costume). I know several of you who contacted me had or are currently dating people with gambling problems, drug problems, anger problems, drinking problems, substantial debt, etc., yet because I have a photo of me enjoying the day on HALLOWEEN, I am never going to find that special someone. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Perhaps if I entered into the courtroom wearing my infamous costume you would be correct, but come on, it is a HALLOWEEN picture moments before the NY Halloween parade. Relax and lighten up. Duh! Furthermore, do you really think I’d even want to date such a scrooge? No thanks!
Furthermore, just so you know some more history to evidence your ignorance... The fact is, tragically, I received the world's worst phone call on HALLOWEEN a few years ago involving the forthcoming death of a very very close family member. And that individual made me PROMISE to enjoy life. Hence, I always try to keep that PROMISE, particularly on Halloween. Thus, what that photo symbolizes to ME (in a preposterous, humorous, lighthearted manner) is that I am keeping my PROMISE and not sitting home crying. Instead, I am out there enjoying life like I PROMISED whereas most other people would likely sit home, bitch and complain. Oh wait... those people are home.. they are the ones complaining about my condom photo as I’m busy having the time of my life and keeping my PROMISE. 
Hence, to all you people around the globe that criticized me because of my Halloween picture (without realizing that it symbolizes a PROMISE I made, in combination with it being HALLOWEEN and only one (1) out of 13,870 other days I have been alive), I kindly, respectfully, humbly, sarcastically say: YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IGNORANT KNUCKLEHEAD ! KNUCKLEHEAD! KNUCKLEHEAD! KNUCKLEHEAD!
Lastly, just so you ladies know, I suspect most men feel totally opposite as you. For example, I suspect that if you ladies displayed photos in your 'costumes' of nurses, bunnies, police officers, prostitutes, football players, or whatever you dress up on Halloween as, no guy is going to complain about that. Heck, most guys would probably appreciate that a lot more than the typical blurry head shot that doesn't really tell us anything.  Is that because men are just shallow or piggish? Perhaps, or perhaps it is because they have a SENSE OF HUMOR. Trust me... I don't think most guys believe you frequently dress as a bunny... but then again... most guys wouldn't complain about that even if you did! I know I certainly wouldn’t!
Warm Regards <while I’m sarcastically giving you the middle finger>,
Christopher M. Puzzele, Esq.
www.IdoNOTwantKids.com
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